Were you guys walking around with a soccer ball just so you could do that? They left the ball and everything. I think they were literally walking around with it like a prop to use.
You see, most human beings view Monopoly as a game. But you take it as a means to crush all those who dare challenge you! Someone gets a Go to Jail card, you applaud.
A vacation is something you get when you have a job and work. Now do not get me wrong, I am not saying you did not work hard all summer. You were the hardest worker I ever saw, at begging. Begging for money for pizza, begging to stay up later. And son, now, you get to rest. You get to go to school!