So, a blind man playing Scrabble is wrong, but you beating a blind man at Scrabble, you have no problem with. Exactly.
You are worse than my ex wife and she is terrible at Scrabble. Look out, man, I am gonna get you one of these days. I am practicing.
The bad thing about television is that everybody you see on television is doing something better than what you are doing. Did you ever see anybody on TV like just sliding off the front of the sofa with potato chip crumbs on their face?