Please rush me my portable walrus polishing kit! Four super brushes for cleaning even the trickiest of sea bound mammals! Yes, I am over 18, although my IQ is not.
But I am programmed to live unselfishly. And therefore, any good works I do come not out of fine motives, but as a result of a series of binary commands I am compelled to obey.
So, a blind man playing Scrabble is wrong, but you beating a blind man at Scrabble, you have no problem with. Exactly.